“The beat to this song could make me do things I can’t even write about here. ”

~ Rachel Nichols

By Rachel Nichols  |  Send to Friend

9 Songs: Wherein we connive nine tunes to get you and your partner(s) in the mood -- or very much out of it.

 

9 Songs to Experiment To

Whether or not you’re in college it’s never too late to do things you’ve always secretly wanted to do, like using a strap-on for example, or putting someone’s toes in a hole you may use q-tips or toilet paper for. Whatever your qualms, these songs should help ease you into whatever it is you’re trying.

 

 

1. Missy Elliot- Get Your Freak On Doing something nasty is always a lot easier when you have a familiar voice telling you it’s alright. Here, Missy Elliot will provide you with the affirmation you need to put that ball gag in your mouth and see what magical doors open.

Get Your Freak On - Missy Elliott

2. Wild Thing-Tone Loc

Get a little high (but not too high) and give your first striptease to this one. Go ahead, jiggle what ya got and see what happens.

3. Khia- My Neck, My Back

It’s all standard procedure until she gets to the whole “my crack” part but that’s what this whole 9 Songs is all about. So fellas, you heard the lady, lick it good.

My Neck My Back [Dirty] - Khia

4. 504 Boyz- I Can Tell

“Can you Ride me like a black Mercedes, and make me do that shit I never did with other ladies? “ If you’re up for the challenge, this song is the perfect jump-off for a night of sticky, weird shit. Girl talks about getting covered in ice cream then 69, boy talks about oral exercises – it’s chockfull of awesome ideas. If you’re relationship has gone south, I say bump this one and I will personally service you if you didn’t get yours after that.

5. Madonna- Human Nature

I know you may feel badly about the things you want to do with your neighbor who you spied on for a couple months before you became friends, or how you jerk off to Brazilian fart porn, but this song is all about sexual expression and experimentation, so do what you do and in the words of Madonna “express yourself, don’t repress yourself.”

6. Ja Rule- Between Me and You

If you’re locked down ladies, this should be your anthem. So long as you can trust your man I say get as freaky as you like, just keep it between him and you.

7. Prince- Erotic City

This song goes out to all the single ladies and gentlemen who could use a good night of freaking. And not just the missionary kind, I mean the blindfolded, ice cubes, stuffed buffalo and a 9 iron fucking. So, when you’re ready for a night of experimentation but don’t have a man or woman you know you can call just put this song on and let it lead you out into the streets of freaks.

Erotic City (unedited!) - Prince

8. Junior Mafia- Players Anthem

The beat to this song could make me do things I can’t even write about here.

Players Anthem - Biggie

9. Petey Pablo-Freekaleek Oh man, I love this song. See if you can do all the things he talks about in one night, I promise you will have done something different. Here’s a little sample of what your night may have in store “Sniff a little coke, take a little x, smoke a little weed, drink a little bit. I need a girl that I can freak wit,and wanna try shit, and ain't scared of a big dick”

petety pablo song